Not so looking forward to a New Year's Eve without a date, I accepted an opportunity to DJ a New Year's Eve Party at the Elms (south Muscatine near by-pass on HWY 61)...
Should be a good time, I have a good taste in music. If you like to get dressed up, and bump & grind on the dance floor, this is the place to be. Keeping in mind that I am an aspiring relationship specialist/matchmaker..I will make sure to play some slow jams too, so there will be plenty of opportunities for chemistry to develop.
I don't drink, so I am sensitive to 'responsible drinking'. We arranged to have a volunteer designated driver that will be available to shuttle people home.
Stop by and say 'hi' and/or spread the word. In February I will be actively recruiting a few people to be profiled on the TV show, so would be nice to meet some of the readers of this blog, so I can get a feel for the viewership.
Happy dating... 2010 is going to be your year!
It comes as no surprise to me that turn out was low. With fliers like these, I wouldn't show up either. Um, so judging by the second flier,
ReplyDelete-woman goes to a party on New Years hosted by "Disc Jockey Chad T"
-woman mingles with men and and gets tipsy
-woman continues to drink and gets taken advantage of
-woman gets pregnant and live happily ever after
Are you the daddy?
Sounds fun! I'll be there next year for sure!
Good point... unplanned pregnancy is no laughing matter. Drinking definately impairs judgment and loosens inhibitions. Statistically, New Year's Eve is actually the holiday with the highest number of unexpected pregnancies.
ReplyDeleteMuscatine Matchmaker clients aren't actually allowed to take relationships to a sexually intimate level until they are in an exclusive, committed and monogamous relationship.
As Jerry Seinfeld observed... "10% of the population is actually date-worthy... so how then do the other 90% manage to hook up?... alcohol."
I think Mr. Seinfeld is a funny person. He used exaggeration to point out an absurd aspect of the human condition.
Thanks for your feedback.
Are you saying that you have control over your clients? They actually call you to make sure they can participate in sexual activities with their "Muscatine Matchmaker Client"?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat seems odd.
Are you also aware of the fact that one cannot legally give consent while intoxicated?
ReplyDeleteSo when you take advantage of a drunken woman, you are technically sexually assaulting/raping her.
I hope your clients are aware of this.
... I don't have any 'control' over my clients... if they break the rules by having intimate relations prior to establishing exclusivity, then they are out of the club.
ReplyDelete... "taking advantage of drunken women"... I would absolutely LOVE to discuss this issue with you on the Muscatine Matchmaker TV show this Feb/March. Please consider contacting me and we will set up the interview.