Friday, November 6, 2009

Ok class, today's word is Butter Face...

1.Butter Face
n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.
2.Butter Face
A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.


No worries, this can apply to men as well.  Some celebrities that might clarify...Carrot Top , Tori Spelling , Danny Bonaduce, etc. 

Being single, I do spend some time thinking about what I find 'compatible' in a female mate, and I have to say that having an attractive body is way up there on my 'list'. Even experts agree that when it comes to sexual attraction, an in-shape physique plays a large role. 

Luckily, most people have a certain amount of control regarding what their body looks like.  Faces are more of a genetic endowment situation, but determined (maybe insecure is a better word), men and women can compensate for other deficiencies (both physical and/or mental) by toning their body through diet and exercise.

I exercise alot, which maybe leads to my predispostion to dating a female with a fit body.  I stumbled upon an article that may help clarify some men's motivation to exercise: Lift More Weights, Get More Mates: Research Shows Muscular Men Have More Flings



My workouts have shifted from all cycling, to half cycling, half weight lifting(& kick-boxing).  As I focus in on the process of finding a bride, I am deciding to add a muscular physique to my presentation, and see how that may shake things up.  I might not win as many bike races next year, but after all, isn't  'getting the girl' the real trophy?


Maybe you are have a  butter body (hot face, not so hot body), it really is all good. When it comes down to it, looks fade, but true love can be forever. Also fortuitous is the fact that some men/women even prefer larger body types.  What characteristics are 'hot' is subjective, and varies depending on the person.

What do girls prefer? In a recent study, women rated "toned" guys - the physical type two notches down from "brawny" - as the most sexually attractive because "they're not so overloaded with testosterone that they are volatile, aggressive and dominant,"

Still, in a study by Frederick and Haselton of 82 college coeds, most women reported that their short-term partners were more muscular than their long-term ones. They characterized their long-term - and presumably less muscular - partners as more trustworthy and romantic than their one-night stands or brief affairs.

"This suggests that the sweet-guy approach works better for less muscular men," Frederick said. "The muscular men don't need to put in this kind of effort, especially for a short-term relationship."
 
Hmm, confusing...I am not so good at being a 'sweet-guy' but I can sure do a lot of bench pressess...Ok I am going to keep working out just in case, and keep my options open with respect to who I will consider dating... after all Jimmy Soul may have a point...

"If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch"

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